you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
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Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
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My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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