Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
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