I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
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i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
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I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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