ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
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I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
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Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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