it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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