I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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