I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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