no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
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