ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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