I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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