rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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