i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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