matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
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he referred to my room as the tit cave...
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
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I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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