420 ftw
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
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How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
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we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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