i just wanna soil my oats bro
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I wish i was in the wii world.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
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