Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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