He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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