so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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