i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
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