is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
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