Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
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only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
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2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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