i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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