What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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