I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
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