but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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