Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
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