She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
Randomize
