We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
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