yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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