If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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