people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
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He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
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Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
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