That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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