The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
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