You're so nebulous sometimes
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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