Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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