a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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