Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
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well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
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Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
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