this beer tastes like vomit already
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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