Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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