I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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