Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
I will pee on everything he values.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
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