A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
Everything about him screamed your future.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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