FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
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As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
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Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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