You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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