I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
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Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
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Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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