is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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