pedialite and red bull = repair kit
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
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it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
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Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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