No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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