Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
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