i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
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