What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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