I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
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