Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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