im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
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you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
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I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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