Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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