And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
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i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
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You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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