I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
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this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
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We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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