do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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