Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
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I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
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you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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