I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
Randomize
